Whats all this then? Well.. the mad genius Simon Travaglia wrote this *forever* ago (as internet things go) and slowly but surely all of the various archives and links on the web have disappeared. Thanks to the wayback machine I rescued myself a copy. And I may as well share with you!
If you'd like to know what Simon and his trusty PFY (pimply faced youth, aka intern, assistant, co-conspirator) are up to, he posts new episodes to The Register every so often.
Enjoy!